It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it? That's so hard to do it'd be like trying to put butter up a wildcat's ass with a hot poker! I just saw a bum with a sign that said Will work for shade I wish I was five so I could run through the sprinkler without looking like a freak Having to put your phone in the fridge because it overheated Seriously considering wearing shorts to the concert despite the fact that I haven't shaved my legs in a week and a It's so hot today. Kennedy Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. Your school fight song was Dueling Banjos. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. This is just a real nice surprise.
But, if you have faith in anything, have faith in the fact that the universe has a beautiful way of straightening things out far better than we ever could. Taking a dip has nothing to do with water. Your mother has ammo on her Christmas list. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
After only a few minutes they noticed a farmer walking towards the lake carrying a large bucket. You have only to come to it, to know it, to realize it. Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants. But although I was a decent painter, capturing her on canvas was beyond my skill. The next book should be called 50 shades of red Its so hot out here that this cd we found on the street is sweating! That fellers so dumb, he don't know sheep shit from cotton seed! Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape. When the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly. You're the people waiting on the shoreline with the warm towels and the hot chocolate after the woman swims the English Channel. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. I can't breathe with you looking at me like that, so just stop! Not worth a hoot and a holler! Looked around and it was my fat. Maybe we ought to just go up there and check.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Exactly what he wanted - to distract her from the horrors of tomorrow. Because brass expands and contracts with temperature at a greater rate than iron, rare extreme cold on the cannon deck would cause the brass plate to shrink to the point that the cannonballs would be released from the pyramid and roll over the deck. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Discover, true hillbilly lingo right here.
Wouldn't have been caught dead at a prom. Now if that didn't make a house a home, nothing would. Clubs were springing up and they were hot with the college kids. He stood as firmly as he could in the mud and tore his mouth from the kiss, staring into too dark eyes. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. ~submitted by Evan Sordillo America he is so stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss. It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions. Shaking like a dog poopin peach seeds.
The need to be normal is the predominant anxiety disorder in modern life. I don't reckon I understand yer question. He was drunker than Cooter Brown on the 4th of july. When we get back, he said, remind me to prove you wrong about every thought that just went through your head. .
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt when he hops. You look hotter in your thirties because you know this is your best look. And I would have taken a very, very long time, Feyre. It is hot enough to cure tobacco. His pants were so tight if he'd a farted it'd blow his boots off.
Here are a few redneck sayings shared with us by our guests. This lack of guilt means you have complete ownership of all your dirty, , or not-so-kinky habits and likes. Eddie: Oh, well, that's the bitch of it. It's so hot, I can roast marshmallows on my belly You eat hot peppers to cool your mouth off. It's hot enough to burn a whore's pee-hole! I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car. Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water that I just saw a group of mennonite women wearing daisy duke shorts! I shuddered as I closed my eyes.