I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that! White People Jokes 5 What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city? Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity. As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet. If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late! You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice. I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers! Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach. Mom says cause u black and they white. Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. They were too busy making racist jokes. A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
After flying for hours over the Pacific Ocean, one of your first stops will proably be the lua. There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. He has a soft heart and a head to match. What did you do with the diaper? You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt. I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. We know that you would give your life for us. It is up to the community to vote on what they like and don't like, so don't be surprised if your overused joke gets buried. White Racist Jokes 4 What do you call a white man in the ghetto? Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. We highly recommend not to use them when speaking with the new white people group you have just come in, as you will certainly get some painful punches and probably, even will get rid of the desire to joke for a long time.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified. You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would. The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. They say that two heads are better than one.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away. I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? His brain waves fall a little short of the beach. You have a lot of well-wishers.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed. I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs. Â So here is my list of 21 slang words you should know before visiting Hawaii at least part 1 of the list. If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! You could be seen too clearly. They said you were a great asset.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! There is no vaccine against stupidity. For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours. When I met them I though for sure they were born and raised here…I was surprised that they had only moved here a few years back…these guys had totally absorbed the culture and were accepted…trip, full on local infusion kine! Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? Take these one-line jokes and crack them when you are running from the crowd of the furious white people, angry with your previous prolonged teasings! Since that first meeting, haoles and Hawaiians have had more than a few negative encounters. I'll be the front end and you be yourself. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. Then he looked down at my cock and said, Oh.
All that you are you owe to your parents. . No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering. You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained. With a mind like yours, who needs a body? You're so old you drove a chariot to school. With such a hate for people you were obviously taught to fear, look down on, and think so little of…. I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train. White People Jokes 3 What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. We mean, jokes, not Caucasians. See this video with Dave Chappelle about white people jokes Created by machiavel2772 Well we got categories like, black people jokes, mexican jokes, jew jokes and so on. You are no longer beneath my contempt. It has a bad effect on me but not on the other foreigners…. One can suppose that the Mexicans are like the transition color in the palette, but they just different and just have to feel the same that the other colors do.