Cutting ass jokes. Insults and Cutdowns 2019-01-11

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Tell them its a raft. The door cracked open and an arm reached out and gave the porter the ticket. . What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement? He doesn't know he's black. Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick. If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.


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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. How are gay people like mice? Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Finally they reached the ticket window. What do you call an incestuous nephew? And there he was: reigning supreme at number two. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? To get all their stuff back.

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Feed a family of four. Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. Pour more gas on him! You should be the poster child for birth control. White to black You know what paints from white to black? You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

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50 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally Inappropriate But Also Hilarious

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He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot. A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. He has a soft heart and a head to match. Which way did you come in? I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. Fewer than half of the teams who normally sign up for the 12 hour race at Brinsbury College, Pulborough, last weekend, were able to take part. You hear about the new car made in Israel? I don't want to think about this anymore.

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What do you call a gay cannibal? Why did god give niggers rhythm? What type of bird gives the best head? You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you. Do they then bale it like hay? He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. What did one broke hooker say to the other? Reminds me of the old tale: Never keep a dog and bark yourself says Guy. If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show. Watson go on a camping trip. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

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50 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally Inappropriate But Also Hilarious

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Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Will and Guy want Ruby to help in their gardens. Both wiggle when you eat them. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. U guys should know this One! News What happens when a black guy enters a billionaire private museum. I won't let him have it. Don't thank me for insulting you.

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50 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally Inappropriate But Also Hilarious

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Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe. They both look good hanging from a tree. If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. I want to go to heaven when I die! Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull? They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. You always have your ear to the ground. Black gyenocologist Why do black people make the best gynecologists? Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back.

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The mother replied it meant cutting the turkey. We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God. You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed. Dead celebri What do you call a miracle? Then the teacher asked April a third question. His wife, Maria, kept dropping hints about getting it fixed before the grass grew too tall, but the message wasn't getting through, and Simon kept procrastinating and putting off doing the repairs. Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

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